But I wanted to post something just for the hell of it so it doesn't look like I've abandoned the blog entirely. I promise to be back with some lengthier posts soon.
That said, I am always entertained by Wiener (not that he's trying, I just contort everything he says and does into something amusing with my sick, twisted sense of humor) so I thought I would pick on him a bit more. If he doesn't like it, he needs to stop saying such overtly gay and entertaining things.
During the Superbowl there was an ad featuring super hot shirtless guys with ripped abs. Wiener said, "Dayum! - Calvin Klein ALWAYS gets the sexy guys." okayyyy???
Wiener's random thought: "I'd love to be a jewelry designer." Maybe not gay, but certainly not macho.
One chilly February day Wiener announced: "It's freezing in here. My balls just went up my ass." Wow.
And finally, here are some interesting texts from Wiener regarding our back to back ER visits in January. Me for my back and him for the flu. He just might be starting to catch on to this whole sense of humor thing. And of course I will be taking full credit.
|Well played, Wiener. The student may|
soon become the master.
|Way to rub it in. Let's see how fast|
I share my pain meds next time your
kidney stones flare up.