"You have to start watching your mouth around Devil Baby!!!"
Me: I didn't say anything to her. I'm in the bathroom.
W: Well, I just walked by her and she's playing that cat game on the iPad and she's keeps saying "you fucking cat!"
Me: I didn't say anything like that to her. In fact, I haven't said 'fucking cat' all day.
W: We have to tell her she can't say those things and make her stop.
Me: I agree. I'll have a talk with her and see if she understands that she can't say that.
W: Yes, please do. It's really bad.
Me: Okay.
W: But first I'm going to force her to say it a few more times so I can record her and watch it later when I want to have a laugh.
Me: Jesus
